This was literally written by Ross

This 8 minute long Colplay Sync will forever be the absolute worst part of Newsroom

“I am so late for my Escape Room” has to be the funniest non-sequitur of the series so far.

“Do you think he’s going to go home and do bank fraud on the weekends?”

How is nobody going to mention “King of suck balls mountain”. Probably the funniest line of the season

Don’t know how Reymundo Mundo drew such low seed

I have extraordinarily vivid memories of visiting NY Thruway Roy Rogers frequently as a child but have not seen one in nigh on 20 years at least so i’d have to say probably not.

Went to Joshua Tree a few weeks ago, and the entry price per car was $25. Granted, it was worth it, incredible park. But $70 is a massive hike up.

I’ve always thought the same thing about Bill’s home games. My assumption is that the stadium is designed in a way where the cameras end up lower/closer to the field?

Counterpoint: No they’re not

Bernard Gilkey

Please tell me ROBERT SMITH from The Cure is writing Deadspin hate mail.

You’re totally right, always gotta buy those funeral flights a few months out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_ro9srOSA

I’m in

Lack of either of the first two Pokemon Stadiums is troubling. Even if it’s not feasible to be able to port in your roster from your gameboy cartridge anymore, those mini-games were top shelf.

I mean, you have Matt Harvey and Michael Conforto in there at the very least, not to mention Ike Davis who was at least serviceable for a bit.

Not mine because I’m not responsible enough to take care of another living thing, but i saw this little turd on the subway over the weekend

James Harrison