Every helmet-to-head contact makes me cringe.

Do you struggle reading poetry that doesn’t tell a clear “story?” Bet you do.

I wept like a baby in a bathroom stall after the screening.

The Tree of Life made me weep in a bathroom stall outside of the theater after it was over. I don’t have an academic treatise to deliver to you about the film, and I don’t care if you don’t get it. It’s a beautiful film about grief and loss and my life is better having watched it.

Might be an issue with the developers.

What point are you trying to make? That you think your moral worldview is the one that everything should follow?

And if Pornhub had a “sex act + gaming” channel, she’d be free to do that, too. Adults are free to engage in the exchange that they desire.

Ben Simmons is a PF the way that Giannis is a PF. He’s not a fucking PF.

Do they give awards to insufferable white people who go to historically-black colleges? I’m sure you’d be shortlisted, at least.

Weirdly, I think her story has legs. Look at the video. You can see his helmet turn from the blow before the ref goes down. Regardless of intent, he clearly hit himself in the head. I was surprised.

I’m sorry, but did he just do the bit from Will Arnett’s guest spot on The Office? Holy shit. He just did it.

so symbolism > potentially killing someone with a 2,000 lbs. box of steel on wheels

I too love slave labor.

It shouldn’t be scary to you. You should adapt and find a new hobby that doesn’t involve watching young, healthy men slam heads against one another, eventually becoming cripples and imbeciles with violence, anger and suicidal problems that their former organizations don’t acknowledge as real

Isn’t it possible that the defender thought he could be called for a safety?

In what fucked up world does a cast iron pan not work on an induction burner? Either you’ve never tried or you’re a liar.

In what fucked up world does a cast iron pan not work on an induction burner? Either you’ve never tried or you’re a…

$1800/mo in the East Village sounds like a steal. I live in Portland, OR and I lived around the corner from Powell and 39th, which is the heart of the city’s strip club scene, at the tune of $1500/mo.

Jack Nicklaus was a great basketballer.

Being a SJW often means: suppressing free speech; calling for strict, authoritarian sentencing laws; and pissing all over due process.

Funny how I lived there for 3 months (W Chicago Ave near Ukr. Village) and saw someone get shot to death outside of my apartment. I don’t mean “someone got shot outside my apartment.” I mean “I saw someone get shot to death outside my apartment.”