Aren’t you a proponent of rent control?

How fucking stupid do you have to be to equate shirtless dancing with playing professional basketball? Besides, the Sixers haven’t done any of the latter since last decade.

It’s not quite Shaun Livingston, but it’s pretty fuckin’ bad. He’s bionic if that’s not a tear.

I just had a conversation last night with two college buddies about it, and they essentially defended him for “telling the truth” about American interventionism, totally failing to see that he’s doing it for his pal Putin, not to end American foreign violence. This happened last night. If you want screenshots, I can…

And now we have text messages to prove it. If this doesn’t warrant the death penalty, I don’t know what does.

His TS% and USG% are virtually identical to his first MVP season. He’s having a down year? The fuck are you talking about?

“the still very good ... Carmelo Anthony”

coffee through the nose... this is the most savage description of anyone I’ve read in a long while

Nothing like derailing your oh-so-close bid for GOAT by adopting an extreme diet that no halfway-reputable dietician would prescribe.

James Fucking Dolan

Out of all players who have played >700 minutes in a single season since 1979, Embiid has the 6th highest TOV-per-possession rate of all players. 12 of 15 players in the top 15 are point guards. Historic, for sure.

I’m pretty sure that Half-Life 3 would cost most of that $4.1B. So yes, you have enough imagination.

$28k? Nah. $14k each, with the government stealing about half of that.

MantiMeow meant that he wonders how quickly you get from $45B to $1.8B on the list. But you were too busy being snarky to figure that out.

Can you have Hamilton Nolan rework this article so it’s about how many affordable housing units can be built for the cost of each set of rings?

If he uses a nuclear weapon against another nation, will you defend him? Just asking for a friend.

The Warriors turn the ball over a lot on risky plays. And those turnovers don’t appear all that grave when you’re letting a 25-point lead shrink to 15. The GSW-UTA game on 12/8 was a great example of this. 18-point lead after 1 quarter, but after the half, GSW gave up the lead until they won by only 7. The Warriors…

I’m not saying that everyone should go into engineering or medicine. I’m saying that if you want to participate in these fields — video game programming, journalism, acting, music, illustration, fiction writing, modeling, TV/film/video production, fashion — you should expect to encounter such oversaturation that you…

It’s a Seinfeld reference.

To be fair, that guy who complained also said that Mark Jackson would be a good NBA coach, so he’s obviously a fucking moron to begin with.