“Hi, I’m Joseph Mixon.”

I’m a liberal, and am I so dumb as to believe that the current House is responsible for the government taking 48% of every commission check I make as a salesperson? Uh, what?

Uh, what?

Michael Floyd is a fucking moron, but these cops and their paternalistic tone can fuck right off.

Total fucking nonsense. Most burglaries happen during the day.

Wait, you’re worried about your child’s friends standing outside and stealing your wifi?

Okay, so... top 2?

I took the word of a (now famous) YouTuber because we were friends long before he started making money on his music. He offered $400 for a string of live dates in which I’d be his live guitarist or drummer. When we returned from a 1,000 mile flight, he told me he didn’t make as much money (after expenses) as he…

Well that was a mistake, huh?

That’s terrible. Who made you take that work?

That’s their fault, then. Don’t do work without a contract. Do you work without a contract, Cecilia? If not, why not?

This is why you’re not a pilot, dumbass.

hah, nevermind, found your comment history, you’re an alum

100% sure that you live in or around PSU. Guaranteed.

“This is not about race. Never mind that the shooter was white and the victim was black. This is not a racial incident. Implicit bias doesn’t exist. Shut the fuck up.” -a white sheriff

If your refs can’t make the most obvious calls, you have a fucking problem. Cuban’s an asshole and he’s also right. Deal with it.

Wiggins is a low-efficiency, high-volume scorer who can’t rebound, pass or steal the ball. He’s currently got a below-average WS48, a negative BPM and VORP, and a negative WP48 (league average is .100, and he’s subzero). How the fuck is he “the shit” aside from taking lots and lots of shots?

Is Jalopnik a site that just takes Reddit’s most popular posts and earns ad revenue on them?

Do you bother proofread before you post?

And fouled.