dude, between your resident socialist being a white guy who went to Morehead and Albert Burneko looking like a virgin who has never taken his flip flops off, jesus fucking christ you guys are insufferable...

You don’t need to go to the gym. Learn to do good bodyweight squats and do 5 sets of 8-10 reps. Then, five sets of pushups (to the point that you can no longer do a good-form pushup, whether it’s 1 or 15 reps) and five sets of pull-ups with as many resistance bands (looped around your feet and attached to the bar) as…

This is fucking bizarre. I just watched the video of him playing John Wall one-on-one this afternoon, googled him to see if he ever amounted to anything. Latest video posted was about how he was transferring to OKST.

I forget... what did Michael Jordan say about Republicans again?

Chris Berman PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

I’m a millennial. I don’t give a fuck about this game. I’ve never installed a game on my phone. I’ve never cared about comic book movie adaptations (but I did see Deadpool and it was really good).

Griffey sliding into home in the bottom of the 11th, making my 6'4", 300 lbs. uncle cry.

more salt from Deadspin’s biggest asshole

The Warriors will be a much better playoff team, as, on average, the top 6 players on a roster see their MP significantly increased in the playoffs. Regular season? They will miss Ezeli, Barnes and Bogut, as they were all good-but-not-exceptional players who made smaller contributions to wins over a longer season.

amen

He’s a defensive-minded center who should probably never ever touch the ball, but this was always going to be the cost of keeping him.

What’s the obsession with the little kid putting his finger in the air like he’s a champion?

Clinton is a war criminal and should be treated as such. Trump is a racist piece of shit and should be treated as such. Have fun with your pragmatism, voting for the person who orchestrated the Libya revolt and is responsible for thousands of dead Libyans. Kudos to your conscience!

Come live in Portland, where your car is broken into weekly. Homeless people don’t stay in underpasses all day. They also come and sleep in your car, toss your shit, steal your glasses in broad daylight, smash your windows and ask you for a buck the next day.

How dare he fish for pageclicks.

Boogie very good at taking shots. Boogie not very good at making shots. But hey, who needs stats anyway? It’s Boogie Time!

Did you just say “lazybutt?” Who the fuck are you?

And a team who also ripped through the also-historically-great Spurs, who happen to have a player who could very well win a couple MVP awards before he exits his prime as well as three-or-four future HOF players behind him.

I voted for Jill Stein in 2012, so I’m pretty sure I don’t categorically dislike women as presidential candidates. Am I allowed to hate Hillary Clinton because she should be considered a war criminal? Or is this veiled misogyny because I have a penis?

What the fuck is a “run” if not a cherry-picked, arbitrarily-set pair of endpoints?