Is this a non-sequitur? Seems negligent.

The ‘96 team had the most dominating, peerless player in league history, and his name was neither Michael Jordan nor Scottie Pippen.

Francis wasn’t good for long. Don’t make the retarded mistake that retards make when they say, “Player X is the best player in the league according to this stat? Doesn’t pass the smell test!”

Have you tried to return your degree yet? I hear return policies can be a real challenge with those.

The guy has a .627 TS% in 634 MP this year. How much dick does a UFA have to suck to get a job in this league?

You may not understand what zero-growth mean. The number of wins in an NBA season never changes. Only the allocation of the wins changes. Shut the fuck up.

this is the best comment I’ve read in ten years of Deadspin

LITERALLY WHO GIVES A FUCKING FUCK

yea u now your

that’s what this douchebag looks like?

It’s pretty wack to be out in Portland and see 19-year-olds taking selfies every half block for their Snapchat feed. Wish I were kidding. This shit is raw and it’s happening everywhere. Vapid content creating is on the rise because it’s easier than ever. It’s fucking real.

I bought a $300 10" pillow-top mattress on Amazon due to the high average rating and descriptions by other users. Added a memory foam topper for another $100. I could not be happier. My friend bought a Tempurpedic in a showroom for about ten times that and wishes he could bring it back.

I bought a $300 10" pillow-top mattress on Amazon due to the high average rating and descriptions by other users.…

If you’re lifting alone, every lift should be spotted by support bars. You never know when you’re going to tear a pec or slip a disc. I assure you that 135 lbs. may not be much to bench compared to your 275 work sets, but it sure as hell doesn’t feel good on your throat.

CLICKBAIT HOT TAKE ALERT

Fuck that noise. Running is one of the most self-abusive forms of exercise and its cardiovascular health benefits can be gotten from all sorts of easier-on-the-joints exercises, like cycling, spinning, swimming, hill-sprinting, prowler-pushing, circuit-training, non-competitive jiu jitsu...

psychopath

That would make sense, since you like imposing your will on others you fucking fascist.

fuck off fascist, don’t tell me what to fap to you fucking asshole

yeah we can

“Before and after Jan. 1" is quite the arbitrary endpoint. It’s just as likely that we’re seeing small sample noise.