“Top 10? Psssshh. Kawhi is, right now, the 2nd-best player in the NBA, just after Evan Turner.” -Evan Turner

Oooh, pal — just wait until you start telling them what to do w/r/t romantic pursuits. Oooooooh, buddy. They’re going to love that, and do exactly as you say. Just wait.

This is the free market, Tom. And consumers have the right to stop going to games. If they were smart, they’d stop watching them on TV, too.

Are you kidding? I’m a Knicks fan and I can’t sit here and stomach the kind of drivel you just spewed. So let’s look at the numbers.

I watched that Bollywood dance thing and I never want to have children who think this is okay to watch. The idea of this masquerading as “entertainment” when there is an inexhaustible trove of art-entertainment made over the last few centuries — it hurt me. It hurts every part of me. There is no sense in which this is…

In fucking running shoes, too. Look at those heels come up. Dangerous as fuck if he weren’t a genetic freak.

you are such a fucking tryhard

Are we watching the same clip?

bro did you just actually say a gif is going to come in handy?

The context:

Burneko is a piece of shit human being with terrible opinions. This is nothing new.

Great job, Billy. You’ll fit in well here at Gawker.

I had no idea it existed nor did I need to

Why are baseball players allowed to be so slovenly?

wow that was an even bigger waste of time than typical Kinja

don’t act like in the 1880s people were fucking 8 days a week

I’ve always been a guy who has preferred full nakedness, but recently I bought a full-body fishnet body stocking for a partner, and she slipped into it one night and I almost fucking died. It’s all about variety. If you won’t let him fuck someone else, try dressing (or acting) like someone else. It helps break up the…

Didn’t they?

what the fuck is a fuckboy

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