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Great job, Billy. You’ll fit in well here at Gawker.

I had no idea it existed nor did I need to

Why are baseball players allowed to be so slovenly?

wow that was an even bigger waste of time than typical Kinja

don’t act like in the 1880s people were fucking 8 days a week

I’ve always been a guy who has preferred full nakedness, but recently I bought a full-body fishnet body stocking for a partner, and she slipped into it one night and I almost fucking died. It’s all about variety. If you won’t let him fuck someone else, try dressing (or acting) like someone else. It helps break up the…

Didn’t they?

what the fuck is a fuckboy

HERE COMES AUSTIN RIVERS

just watch the movie or don’t and shut the fuck up

Ah, Joe Morgan! It’s you.

You really want to dig your heels in on this one? Truly retarded.

New Pornographers are still kickin’, although they’re mostly on the sunny-day dad-rock festival circuit now. Heard an NPR interview with their singers and they described songwriting as “hard work,” which I laughed at.

ya burnt

PER is a shitty statistic and basically tells you who takes the highest number of shots on your team.

I would suck on that leg until my jaw fell off. All about women who can squat more than me.

Top players in MP:

Oh, was that Carmelo who took them there? Seems like he took the Knicks to the playoffs, too. Of course, only when Tyson Chandler was on the team. But yeah, whatever: it was Carmelo who did that.

How is he worth max dollars? Finding a player who can give you .522 TS% is not that hard and you don’t have to spend $25M a year to get it.