I know you think you know what it’s like to lose, but have you ever lost in front of 100,000,000 people? Have you ever lost a game where coming in 2nd place is basically equal to coming in 30th?

Not only a max deal, but a mega-max deal with a fucking no-trade clause. As far as I know, only two players have NTC: Kobe (also a putrid contract, although he’s probably making the Lakers a crazy amount of money this year) and Carmelo Fucking Anthony.

Carmelo Anthony is not and has never been a max-level player. He is, however, very good at taking the highest number of FGA per minute on his team.

Simms vs. vuvuzela: who’s more annoying?

I sat between two guys in a touring rap-country band and they were passing chord charts back and forth over me for half the trip. If I weren’t sure that at least one of them was carrying a switchblade, I would have said something.

Twitter fishing

I commend you both. I have a friend commuting from New Haven to Stamford everyday and that alone sounds hellish. Can’t imagine making it all the way to GCT and then getting on a subway for another twenty minutes.

The people I know from NYC live in those places and commute a few times a week, working remotely otherwise. Kingston has become packed with creative types who acquire a project through NYC networking and then spend all day in the hip coffee shop (singular) uptown on said project.

Vanguard Roth IRA. Max it out.

One of the weirdest things about living in NYC is the prospect that you will live there from age 22 through age 35 (before you get married and move to Rhinebeck, Beacon, Hudson or Kingston) and have almost no savings — or better yet, mountains of debt — to show for it.

Fuck that shit. Her body is beautiful and I would hit it several times over. And I’m about 5'10", 165 and fit, for reference.

Sure was, pal.

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Yeah. I never delivered again, and 8 years later, I own a house in Portland, have a master’s degree, paid off my student loan debt, have a great career, and mack on hot babes on the reg.

Oh, the troll makes his trolling visible. Bye!

Oh, thanks for explaining that to me. You’re right; the people ordering the fucking delivery food had no role in the demand.

Mostly when it comes to the treatment of service employees. I didn’t and don’t wish you death. I just wanted you to have some food poisoning. Here, have some.

I hope all of your delivery food shows up ice cold and makes you shart your way into extreme dehydration. Cheers, mate!

I delivered chicken wings in a small city on the Hudson in Upstate NY. During a particularly icy night, I was made to deliver despite poor road conditions. On one run, I was stopped and preparing to make a left hand turn across traffic, with my signal on. Some asshat in a rented Dodge Charger barely touched her brakes…

Check out the rest of his Youtube “squat” videos to see his other PR.