His dad (and three others) tried to institute an extralegal, Sharia tribunal. Got in big trouble with the mayor over it. This family isn’t quite the pure victims they’re made out to be.

Kinja jokes reach a new low. Congrats.

Why is it 2015 and paid sportswriters are still using FG% like it means something?

Writing budget policy for an institution with basically limitless resources ... that’s hard?

Your moral high ground doesn’t pay for diapers, pal.

Uh, no. He’s not playing like a superstar, unless by superstar you mean “volume shooter.”

Zoolander has about two funny moments.

I dated a SJW and she turned Airplane! off after the ebonics scene. Didn’t laugh once.

I’ll wait ‘til it’s fixed. Will not buy, will not play. Is that really so hard?

FOOTBALL SEPARATES THE BOYS FROM THE MEN, MOSTLY BECAUSE SOME OF THE PLAYERS NEVER MAKE IT TO LEGAL ADULTHOOD

Skyrim is a monument in first-person RPGs, but damn if those instances didn’t get boring after you go through each version (cave, redoubt, etc.) a few times, especially considering how few rewards there were for exploring the overworld. Hoping Fallout 4 has a ton of variety, and palpable rewards for seeking out the…

Small sample size. It’s easy to have historic averages when one of your four games was a historic performance. He’ll continue to be an all-NBA performer, as he has been since he entered the league. I hope he does improve, though, because I was sick of the “Greg Monroe is a star and Drummond is a paint-clogger”…

He’s led the league in offensive rebounds for the past two seasons and was 1st or 2nd in TRB% too over that time. The narrative is fun, but this is simply an example of a guy getting more PT and — surprise — his stats climbing at the same rate.

Pulp Fiction influenced Boondock Saints and Boondock Saints is fucking horseshit bad.

fuck that noise

OH SHIT THE BIG GAME EXPERIENCE IS HERE, DEFINITELY READY FOR THE BIG TIME

I fucking hate waking up in total darkness. Set the clocks back an additional hour. If I’m expected to work by 8 AM, I should at least be able to see sunlight before 7:30.

this is best Kinja ever

the point is that you are missing the crucial distinction between prescriptivism and descriptivism

I’m a Knicks fan, which is somehow worse. I just made this burner to defend Jason Kidd’s insane productivity over the course of his career. I might take the occasion now to mention that he is a domestic abuser and drunk.