There’s a difference between being prescriptive and descriptive. The reality is that any kind of product only able to be afforded by 1% of the population is a class luxury, and the reality is that the way you present to other people is a component in how you will be treated.

Oh, absolutely. I definitely don’t have a terminal degree in my field, and I definitely think that what you wear makes no difference, which is why I try to advance my career without thinking of social mores, which enables me to wear cumstains on all of my sweatsuits in public.

We’re not talking about a civil servant, whose job is to treat everyone as though they should have the same access to services. This is an upscale jewelry store, which sells class-distinguishing goods. The amount of anti-classism rhetoric in this thread over a fucking class-distinguishing material good is fucking…

WOW NICE PUN KEEP UP THE BRILLIANT WORK

I’m not judging anyone here, but noting a trend. It’s like when I was in undergrad: it’s one thing to wear sweatpants to a 300-person lecture, but don’t wear them to the 8-person seminar with the professor you’re going to ask for a recommendation from someday. One shouldn’t expect to get top-notch, “How may I help…

Is there any indication of how Henson was dressed when all of this shit went down? It seems to me that a lot of young guys go into boutique places wearing sweatsuits and expect to be taken seriously because “don’t profile me, bro.” I’m not really into classism, but if I’m about to buy a $10,000 watch, I might want to…

If you’ve spent any amount of time on Liveleak, which stupidly I have, you will see that many armed robberies of jewelry stores involves the jeweler unlocking cases and displaying product, at which point the robbery is initiated. Walking in with guns held high is a risk, especially if the display cases are unbreakable…

it’s a two-hour inside joke and only teenage stoners are on the inside with Rock and C.K.

I hate so much about what you choose to be

stop the puns now, please stop the puns

somehow the whinging critic has brightened my day

‘01 Luis Gonzalez breaks his bat wtf

cool guy over here, has the Warby Parker glasses and everything

then go ahead and submit a résumé you whinging critic scum

brilliant, just brilliant

Fucking Mae? Get the fuck out of here. Deadspin is a site for adults, not 16-year-old scene girls.

This place is worse than fucking Reddit. Puns aren’t funny. Stop.

Do you guys really just throw your money at speculative shit for the hell of it? I tend to not do that, because money is easier to spend than earn.

Great Kinja, both of you.

I get it, because there’s a commercial