False!

Man, I recognize so many of those spots! Good write-up, but I prefer to do it this way...

Is there a way to put a new spin on these articles? I appreciate the effort, but the novelty of really nice old things costing the same as nice new things is wearing off, at least for me.

Oh, hell no. He doesn’t deserve happiness. You AIR THIS SHIT OUT to the wife’s family by any means necessary, as quickly as possible. Annulments are easier than divorces.

Congratulations, you’re an F-22! You’ve redefined what it means to over-promise on paper and under-deliver in life. Maybe you’ll be ready in another ten years.

I was gonna say “Did the flappy thing move? I think the flappy thing moved...”

5 minutes of frustrated grunting followed by an hour of crying?

For more fun from when they displayed this in 2013:

Maybe they could use one of those cameras to see how fucking ugly those fenders are

A lot of competition for sure, but I'm confident this is the stupidest shit I've ever read.

“Virginia, all of it.”

Can’t wait to drive it!

So instead, they just report that one of their customers noted something smelling pretty funny.

Ahhh. Yep.

I’m assuming you mean “Mic,” which is short for Microphone, unless you’re actually dropping a person named Mike?

Pretty much illustrates how the Ring cannot be replaced.

Can someone please explain to me what the first 90 days of ownership has to do with overall quality and engineering?

That’s handy.

COTD is back, funny videos are being served up on a regular basis, and there’s a totally new Miata... have we just entered the golden age of Jalopnik?

Hilarious!