“Please contact our sales representative, Tavarish, at 555-5555”

You can also buy a hamburger from Five Guys, WhataBurger, Smashburger, and Bobby Flay’s Burger Place for less than the price of an award winning BBQ beef brisket.

Every day, I try to share a little more of myself with the world.

Can you use a clutch pedal? You sound like you can’t use a clutch pedal.

Me too, patiently waiting for “Miata is not the answer” and “Why wagons suck” articles.

Jeez... Burning all of your bridges before leaving? Don’t forget to lock the door on your way out!

That’s not an albatross; it’s a microphone.

This, right here, is why Jalopnik will always be great, no matter how much the editors, Gawker Media, or Nick Denton himself might try to fuck it up.

Episode 1

I hope Doug’s show has Between Two Ferns-esq slights and banter. Also hope we get some crossovers with those other channels you’ve mentioned, the kids these days love crossovers.

My favorite part is that the other Land Rover dealer follows you on twitter, even though you’re not comfortable going there any more.

....I guess the end bracket isn’t part of the coupon code.

....I guess the end bracket isn’t part of the coupon code.

Thanks for the questions and to all the non-trolls! Gotta go rest up.

These guys are legit! I just took delivery of a sweet Toyoba Supre from them! I’m gonna order a Porch Boxer next.

It would have been hilarious if he had a huge checklist, adjusted his mirrors, tightened his belts, gave a big smile, then put it in gear and accidentally blasted through the front instead. Well, except for those people standing there.

I don’t think it has anything to do with the speed of the bikes, its not like people started dieing there last year. 5 isn’t some kind of record, even though its higher than average.

How? There’s basically no way to make the track safe by modern standards.