Do any of your writers have kids? That would make for a great video too: Toddler’s first drive in new R8!

The one he posted is an energy drink. That’s the joke.

The worst car scam is that one Jalopnik writer trying to get everyone to buy fast luxury cars with 80k miles on them. I can see through your scam buddy!

*coroner

Man, that really accentuates the absurdly high beltline.

Today I learned to never buy a Delorean.

This is gold.

Except maybe for a Vietnam veteran with anger issues and a crow bar, but that sort of thing only happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.

360p? What is this, the 20th century?

Hedrick sounds like a pretty decent chap... For being a lawyer that is.

MotoGP!

Angry pack of bees maybe.

That lead picture brought tears to my eyes. I haven’t cried in the past ten years.

I just sold/traded mine, but I had an ‘08 sv650. I wouldn’t recommend it for a brand new beginner, twitchy throttle and lots of torque down low can make it easy to throw a newbie off.

What? There have definitely been Scramblers delivered in the U.S., I know a guy that has one and I’m in Michigan. It’s a nice bike, especially in yellow.

or whether you and the Skyline could just leave all your troubles behind and move to a state where they’ve legalized marriage between a man and a right-hand drive car.

Lmao!

I think the saying is, “no replacement for displacement.”

It is an auto, with almost 200k on it. I’m not looking to put it in an early grave.

Ehhh I have an rsx and would rather not. Carrying a couple motorcycles and equipment and gear and trailer probably wouldn’t be great on the transmission either.