Fuck the next Marvel movie,

André S3000?

This Lloyd Alexander wagon blows my mind!

Makes me question what they are hiding. Bedliner is great for that and has me thinking it’s actually a rust bucket with questionable body repairs to the worst areas.

So THAT’S what they needed all those caged kids for!

After all, most, if not all people who own a TVR are usually complaining to TVR about how dead they are. That being said, I want one. 

Tom, your articles are always informative based on your ongoing experience in the business, and having you here is a real asset to Jalopnik (a win-win). Thanks.

so even though I have giant holes on the outside of the rail, the inside is still fairly strong—I could only poke a single hole in it with a screwdriver.

I’m sorry Jason, I made it to the second paragraph before putting down my phone to watch the northwest Baltimore librarian coalition debating the merits of the Dewey decimal system in a 21st century digital world on CSPAN3.

Happiest little vampire. The fangs are glow wire glued to white cardboard.  Then on Halloween I park it at an angle facing the street and wired up a simple flasher to flash the headlights.  With or without the fangs kids love that little car.

This isn’t even the scariest Golden Eagle on this site.

Anything else is wrong.

Phantom Tollbooth is and alive and open to all kinds of possibilities, like the tastes for letters you mention, it’s the opposite of closed-off pedantry and that’s what makes it such a wonderful classic. So yeah, I don’t know what the fuck Hughes is going on about here. Maybe his brain broke from the shifting of sand…

So what happens when the Porsche tour meets the Red Bull tour?

I’m going to literally bathe in Monstar until the next installment of Gymkhana so I can be baptized properly. When it drops I shall be known as Saint Kyle Vapo of the Flat Brimmed.

Ford Edge RS Cosworth

As lame as Eagle was, I’ll always have a soft spot for them. One of my first dealer jobs as a mechanic was a Dodge, Suzuki, Eagle dealer (yes I’m that unlucky)

[nod] Si.

Why wait? You bounce an SRT Grand Cherokee off the guardrails now.

But...REAL ice cream...