“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

This seems to have been the layout of the performance, which can be a bit difficult to see with only clouds as a reference:

I tried to do that in the C5 Galaxy full motion simulator at Lockheed - didn’t work.   The operator thought it was funny though.   

The performance available on cars like this and the Type R will almost never be used fully. As prestige models in a lineup, for me it comes down to:

When I was in public accounting (might be going back...ugh), the best part of the job was going on plant visits. The memorable ones are when I got to see the Volvo truck plant in Virginia -- for obvious reasons -- and when I counted inventory at a BASF plant in South Carolina where they made carpet fiber. Absolutely…

9 AM, CADILLAC SHOWROOM. Man walks in and has 30 min to buy a car, as a trained sales person, i know it’s impossible, but figure, whatever, he’s a liar. Pick a car out, get a copy of the DL and head out for the test dive. Whatever drugs he took earlier must have kicked in during the test drive, we tested the devilles…

Hi, current Firefighter/EMT and former Army Combat Medic here.

He does it in a bigger car every year

next year: Hummer H1
2020: DAF Dakar Truck

Ford RS200, you say?

I bought a Nash Metropolitan a while back in Arizona, which I shipped back to Japan... I trailered it and the one thing people don’t think about when buying such a car: it doesn’t really fit on regular U-Haul trailers! It was SUPER tight and I got lucky that it fitted, half of each tire was in the air on the ramps.…

That's the best kind of Jaguar.

I’ve been at Goodwood the past few days and my buddy and I have dubbed this car the “zero fucks given Jaguar”. The driver/owner has drifted, burned out, beaten this car within an inch of its poor soul all weekend. It has been fantastic to watch. 

Could be worse...

What the hell did they think would happen? Mustangs love hay.

Hire a hitman

These examples feel cherry-picked, to me. Japan has a storied history of very successful sports cars, and every other country also has examples I could name of sports cars which missed the mark. Let’s not forget:

You know how some cars look fast standing still? That thing looks like it is panic stopping while it’s standing still.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

That actually looks pretty good. Now if only they brought over the ST Estate-

Paul’s brother with an epic move.  Glad to hear he was picking up the mantle for older brothers everywhere.