There is a third option, which is that they used the same fight coordinator, and the fights are just staged similarly.

Peter, you’re a good guy for helping out the owner. $4,000 is a LOT more than ~$1,700

Oh, heavens no. They have all kinds of disasters up there, both natural and man-made.

I do need a good place to land after the severance period ends that wants to pay me well, on time and cover basic life things like insurance so I don’t have to think about it. I’d still probably come back here in a heartbeat despite all the drama, but judging by today’s depressing news about layoffs at the Onion, I’m…

My favourites are the Aston Martin DB4GT and the AC 378 GT:

That moment when you look in your mirror and see the whites of the cops eyes.

Err, my sr20det 240 would get around 20 mpg when I wasn’t driving like a maniac. 

It’s pretty easy, you just pronounce it the same as Julia.

There must be a phase diagram where one are is too expensive to buy and the other is too expensive to own and then a third are where it is neither. Maybe bmws are like dry ice and skip one of the phases. 

You degenerates are horrible! First you complain that we share key fobs with Volvo and when we have something original, you plebians complain about price. Why are you even bothering our parts staff regarding the price of a part for a car you neither own nor can afford!?

I hope Nissan is watching on how to make a small car fun again. 

*2018 approved

The CRX was cool. But beautiful? I’m not so sure.

You have great potential, young intern!

and the third attempts to accomplish something Knievel never could

What? This wave of 90's Japanese cars going up in value is more than likely because the “kids” that lusted after those cars are now in their mid-30's and older, so they have the money to finally buy what they wanted back then. It happens in almost every generation. 

Side pipes because side pipes

Counterpoint: watch bores.

I know right? I mean, who’s Turbo Megan?