Oh carburetor! I am so petrified that my post was eaten by Jalopnik. I hope $kay mails a great picture of spinach for me.

Calculators are for amateurs. Excel rules the world!!! HA... HAHA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Car show bro: “I see you got the ham and bread, but no cheese. Those ingredients are worthless without the cheese. I’m getting twin cheese put in mine, I won’t even need bread. ... No, I don’t actually own a sandwich, but my cousin does and he says you don’t need bread.”

Exactly. Let me tell a little story: I manage a machine shop that is a major supplier of valve shafts for ball valves used in oil and gas refineries. Our customer is the worlds largest supplier of valves and regulators, and we supply them. They have very specific material demands and their preferred source of material…

What’s even weirder is they probably won’t have redesigned the Charger

Just drive up the fucking mountain.

I already made a comment about this...I think its more so for people who become stranded on the side of the road and need to get lets say...a spare out of the trunk... While you have the trunk open and are removing the spare and tools you have no caution lights to warn people of your presence. Its very easy for…

“But are laser based instead of just light-based.”

You gotta have middle names. How else will your parents be able to say your name in a way that instantly tells you that you’re in trouble?

Awesome, also auto play video is the devil you need to perform an exorcism on this page.

I was rear ended once. I used it then.

Not relevant at all but I remember it had a button to make the power steering 1970's Cadillac light, presumably for low speed city driving or off roading. I also remember hitting a few curbs with it, for science, and it felt great.

When you arrive at the circuit, take the time to pull over, stand behind the open door of your idling 911, and stare at the armco, flashback to a wreck, then drive on without a word of exposition.

It’s even got a pedigree.

The truth is that non-morons (read: landscape professionals) transport quantities like that by trailer or via dump truck.

I am so feeling this wheel/tire sidewall ratio these days.

I KNOW I’m getting old now.. out of ALL the vehicles in this article, I was most interested in the Dodge Van and the pickup truck. Is that a Mazda?

Le Mans does tend to mix things up a bit, mostly because it combines cars from two different series (WEC in Europe and IMSA in the US), plus it requires more drivers than any other race so drivers are shuffled around and more guest drivers come in.

pls send resume to press@rolls-roycemotorcars.com immediately

They missed the opportunity to brand this “Spirits and Ecstasy”