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My brother-in-law is on his third. He also wears shoes with Velcro.

I’d buy a Hatchstang.

Portholes and Stripes and get to back to us

No.

Hmmm...I have an SVX, an Outback parts car, and a welder....

Now playing

Sadly, this no longer one of my toys, but! Now that is a straight pipe V12, you know when you have it right, people stand back!

Just pick a slightly different Porsche.

If you design the circular passenger compartment so it remains oriented relative to North while the rest of the car turns, and if you have the whole works bank to compensate for lateral acceleration, you wouldn’t need a magnetic board. You could serve dinner on the central table, and with the car compensating for

Heisenberg gets pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know exactly where I am.”

Mr Torchinsky,

That’s far too reasonable. If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that you need to toss a passenger out the window every so often or you’ll never be respected.

I don’t want a namby hatch, im talking about a split gate, man!

In the unlikely event of a trip to Pike’s Peak, I would probably finally get my silly ass out to that race.

Sounds like, what you’re saying is they’re starting to lose Focus.

Best “bonus” story: I was in middle management at a successful mid-sized fast food company. One day I arrive and see the CEO arriving in a brand new BMW Z8. Amongst emails in my inbox is a press release talking about the stock price, company profits, and executive team bonuses. Apparently said Z8 driving CEO has

As wonderful as it would be to have another Saab, the truth is that you’re talking about a manufacturer that no longer exists, and that’s bad news for keeping it running in the long term.

Reminds me of the old Advan/Yokohama livery. I always like these 911's.

wait until you visit San Francisco 

Tweets are ultimately electrical.

I am all NP for the Cortina except CP for someone else’s project. Its fate was sealed when at the end, the owner says he’s lost interest.