I’ll wait ‘till morning and read about it in the Post.

Now I sort of want to garnish a cocktail with a blank post-it. 

Yep, bed-liner is an instant disqualifier.

I’m pretty sure the driver looks out through the chrome binocular periscope.

Now I am thinking about a Beck 904 EV...

This strikes me more as pulling a Dolittle. And the British have already expressed that they would do little to belittle Dolittle. 

I'll drive it if I'm allowed to play Reel Big Fish the whole time.

Somewhere, an individual that we would call an extraterrestrial is thinking,  "I need some of those fancy Earth rocks." This is how trade works. Just saying....

Yep, that’s the whole motivation. The plan is to put the same engine back in. I’ll have the major components inspected and those findings will determine the rebuild spec. I want to keep it in autocross Street Class, so sneaky mods only.

Pull the engine out of this 87 CRX HF, rebuild and replace the engine, then take the CRX for a drive under its own power. I have 1% of the required skills. 

A simple test for the prospective Ford RS owner: What percentage of your hobbies require protective headgear? < 50%, pass. 51-99%, maybe. 100%, buy.

I have much less money, thanks to racing. (Worth it.)

The inset contrasting panel should be tartan. 

The tea spoons were a good clue.

Wow!

I already knew the answer, but I checked my savings account balance anyway.

I am hopeful of eventual sidewall sanity. My car was much improved by replacing the factory 19s with aftermarket 18s. Alas, the factories may see an advantage is designing spare tire storage out of the equation and doom us all to 25 series run-flats.

Mork and Mind reference, +1.

My first impulse was to print that condescending garbage on business cards.

I found a Tracer and replaced it with a Focus.