Will it appear in the third act of a $300M film featuring overt VW Group product placement? 

It is about time for a new Triumph Speed Triple.

May I suggest a propane heater and windows open to a position calibrated to manage carbon monoxide hallucinations?

8 years ago, a used car lot along my commute route had an 850. They had it for a long time. Wisely, I never did let myself go look at it.

Future Countersteer: What are your weirdest cross-shopping combinations?

I’m sure that a person cross-shopped these three vehicles once.

Today’s Copart is tomorrow's barn-find. 

A pile of gold is sort of boring, it doesn't even oxidize. I'd rather have the 250.

2020 Chevy Silverado HD: it's a stack of regular Silverados.

It is the company car for Senior Middle Mangers or Junior Vice Presidents but not for Junior Directors or Senior Supervisors, easy.

I was into wagons when I was 19. What will become of me in my 50s?!

We already have one. And, your mother smells of elderberries. 

Lamborghini Islero and I miss windows.

Is the Cordillac front wheel drive and a timeless design triumph? 

For the past few years, I have wanted to chop six inches of height from between the door sill and belt-line on essentially every car.

I like this thing. It seems reasonable for trailers to be built around an auxiliary battery.

My theoretical GT3 is reverse Gulf, orange with blue accents. 

Never apologize for pop-up headlamps.

It’s a rust incubator, colloquially known as the Tracy Box.

If I claim that the Dallara is my Ford, will the DMV notice? (Probably.)