It just needs fork seals and then it’s ready for a road trip to Moab.

All of these are the correct answer.

They’ve got 99 used cars but the Taurus ain’t one.

I’d send a 2017 Torchalopy Fetal Hippo GTS.

This would be the rational naming convention if one’s children are born with chrome mustaches.

At a minimum, I’d have expected driveway capacity to be indexed to garage stalls.

The 911 has been in the business of going backwards for 50 years. Sometimes, it only goes sideways.

Now I want to see a Morgan SUV.

Can I get a $25K kit to make an ND look like an NA? Oh good!

Yep, like a convertible with shade.

That roofline is also Not Safe For Rollovers. And I don’t care, can we please have proper hardtops again? Cars look so much better without a B-pillar.

I don’t envy the BOP decision makers. They have to decide, but it’s impossible to be correct.

I can’t wait to see The Ikara parked right next to The Kilogram.

I’m ashamed of my feelings for red GLKs.

...actually won twice at Buzzard Gulch.

Sign me up for one XG Falcon Ute, clean and unmodified.

Now add 30" chrome wheels and you’ll have every bad idea in one place.

Business opportunity: Aftermarket replacement Audi wear-sensing floormats. They’ll be half the price of OEM units, but may have unexpected interactions with other on-board systems.

When floormat wear reaches the lower control limit, does the Audi automatically lock the corresponding door?