It’s time to end this terrible disappointment.

My 2006 XT has passed 150K. I’d love to have this as a spare.

What is the purpose of a Maybach, if not trim-shaming?

I found a ‘58 Edsel emblem encased in amber. I’m gonna Jurassic Park myself a ‘58 Edsel Roundup.

My preferred cabin fragrance diffuser setting: AMG GT GT4 Eleven Hours Into Sebring.

Yes, a friend of mine visited the UK a few years ago. The rental counter employee wondered why my friend was so pleased to rent a Ford Galaxy. Turns out that a Ford UK Galaxy is nothing like a Ford North America Galaxie 500.

That might not focus-group well.

The don’t-sue-us-but-yeah-Gulf-livery was an informed choice.

Please say hi to Ken Miles and Dave MacDonald.

Aye, an electric SUV is fine, but the Mach 1 must be a coupe.

2nd gen Subaru Forester XT, obviously.

Now I want that motherfjording Volvo in black and gold

Please be a Fiesta ST Raptor.

In my case:

I’ll assert that “Worst-Selling” would be more interesting if defined by a ratio rather that count. Choosing the factors to use in the ratio will be fun to debate...

I want to commission several murals from that artist. For my friend’s cars. Without telling my friends beforehand. They’ll appreciate it.

Correct wheel to sidewall ratio.

Too much wheel, too little sidewall.

“...not willing to lay down my eye’s cones on the altar of monochromism.” Epic.

Hmm, now you made me want a series of articles about other radial automotive engines.