I learned that lesson when they took back my diploma because I took off my mortarboard.

I don’t know if Gregg Popovich is a national treasure, but Nic Cage did steal the Declaration of Independence once because there was a coded map to Pop’s house on the back.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

He ate a cherry before the game and was surprised they didn’t start the contest up 100-0.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

Creatives don’t read the brief. They just go off on tangents and then complain that they don’t have input. Once they get additional input, then they complain that the client doesn’t get it, then drag their feet on making changes. 15 minutes of work instead turns into working until midnight.

MAKE IT POINTIER

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You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

What’s up with the 160 right turn off a freeway? You’d have to come to almost a complete stop to make that turn.

“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year

Spare Tyrod, spoil the child.

Always great when a wannabe Grammar Nazi finds out that he’s just Mussolini.

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It certainly makes more sense than if he was fired by a different school

I hope he ends up going to LSU so we can have a companion headline...

You said we were both going shirtless!

Probably because the whites only water fountain has a filter in it.

I’d be too confused as to how you can hang pictures on a rounded wall to maintain an erection.

Nah he died of natural causes.