Doctor: “He was just standing there, with a glazed look in his eyes, not responding to anything around him.”

Deadspin: Degenerate Emailers Want the Full Orgy Video

That poor Sisyphean lady in the top left of the frame just wants to get back to her seat to enjoy her tasty snack.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

Dennis Rodman, pre-Madonna.

You ever see someone who ordered a hot dog end up looking like this? Didn’t think so.

Calls for more stringent hair-based drug testing were backed up by several former NCAA hoops stars, chief among them Charlie Villanueva.

We’re entering a time where one can say “Those Urban boys are always getting into trouble” etc without it being a dog whistle for racism!

4-6 months? He should be back for the ECF.

Steakback Outhouse

I’m pretty sure that’s just “any pizza place with online ordering”

Oh my god, the fucking 800. The one year I ran track I had to run this goddamn event. I asked my coach for strategy tips. He said “run the first lap as fast as you can, and hope you finish.” Asshole.

They just need to pee

The buyout amounts are applicable to termination “other than for cause,”

Fuck you people for not recognizing a HamNo tribute when you read it.

Can we start a movement to get Jeff Van Gundy and Bill Walton on the same broadcast team for at least one night?

Classic victim blaming, couches can be outside just fine without spontaneously combusting.

I was visiting from Houston, and had a prior engagement I had to attend. So I left around the third inning.

Ghost of Ernie Banks: Let’s play two!

Chill cat.