IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

4-6 months? He should be back for the ECF.

if you hold it in portrait then you lose automatically.

Steakback Outhouse

I’m pretty sure that’s just “any pizza place with online ordering”

Oh my god, the fucking 800. The one year I ran track I had to run this goddamn event. I asked my coach for strategy tips. He said “run the first lap as fast as you can, and hope you finish.” Asshole.

They just need to pee

The buyout amounts are applicable to termination “other than for cause,”

Fuck you people for not recognizing a HamNo tribute when you read it.

Can we start a movement to get Jeff Van Gundy and Bill Walton on the same broadcast team for at least one night?

Classic victim blaming, couches can be outside just fine without spontaneously combusting.

I was visiting from Houston, and had a prior engagement I had to attend. So I left around the third inning.

Ghost of Ernie Banks: Let’s play two!

#rediculous

“Also, can y’all stop dropping me? It hurts.”

It's about ethics in disgusting food habits journalism.

Method: Cold turkey

Chill cat.

Easy jokes aside, this is insane behavior. Scouting can be so goddamn creepy.

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.