What? How is that "needless to say?" This is such a weird goddamn comment.

"We shall come over."

both of the "motherfuckers" quoted above are actually "y'alls."

Pete Carroll denies it was a collapse, prefers to call it a controlled demolition.

Good thing there are pics or else this story would be dismissed as professional bull.

"Nah man, I don't wanna go to the Super Bowl, I'm going to an awesome Super Bowl party" said a guy who clicks on banner ads about the liberal conspiracy to steal our food

Brett FIV

Not sure about sheep, but I bet he would trade pretty much anything for a calf.

You know how you can tell you're watching Spaceballs and not Star Wars because, like, Spaceballs Yoda is clearly Mel Brooks in green makeup? THAT WON'T WORK HERE.

Root-canal guy is only singing to distract you from the fact that he is grinding his boner into your laughing-gassed hand.

My neighbor is a brain surgeon.

This is all basically due to resting bitch face.

I'm not with you on that but...