What's the size of this custom tool? If its not much bigger than an inflation needle and mounted on a ring, couldn't a ballboy do this on the sideline while they are holding the spare balls?

Can Oswald shoot 3 bullets in 8.3 seconds?

NFL officials also found pictures of Brett Favre's dick on the footballs' cellphones.

He fucked a horse? Last year he fucked a Colt and the year before he fucked his Cousins.

Scientist overinflates football, creates Big Bang

"My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and deflate the ball at the same time"

Name one ginger with exceptional ratings...

One day the kid will get smart and put on a Bears helmet. Then nothing will be thrown within 5 yards of him.

Bryant's Song

There's no better Ugg spokesman than a guy who publicly gave his girlfriend the boot.

This whole lawsuit could have been avoided if both Dez Bryant and the Texas Department of Criminal Justice would have executed a little more.

Hey kids, who wants a pizza this big?

Why is everyone asking him? I thought it was obvious that Gisele owns Tom's balls.

Eleven balls? Everyone hated me for cheating with one ball.

Luke: You can't do any more good back there!

Or Skittles should pay it. Better advertising than buying commercial time during the Super Bowl.

Belichick making a joke? I thought that guy was always super testes.

He smashed the fireplace in anger.

I don't think this inflation scandal really matters, but why would Belichick even be involved? Since it's the quarterback's preference, seems like it would be totally between Brady and the equipment manager.

The stickers have since been removed using Formula 409.