“I left a series of Xbox Series X boxes at my serious ex’s (Sirius) boxing series one time.”

That’s a real sentence now, thanks to microsoft.

To be fair, there are decent MLB mobile games as well (somehow).  MLB 9 Innings allows for a simulation-like game play and is F2P.  Other games are Perfect Inning and 9 Innings Manager.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Person A: What type of game is Supermash?

Gotta give props to dude for having the balls to call u up and open a dialogue. 

Articles like this highlight why I stick to single player games, almost exclusively.  Even if 90% of the people playing actually play the game correctly, that remaining 10% can sap the fun out of the entire experience.  Couple that with the toxic language and blaring music that I hear when I play online shooters, and…

Fools. Money. Etc...

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

I don’t like other people as a rule. Always online gaming is annoying shit. I didn’t like it when Diablo 3 rolled out, and my mind hasn’t changed. I’m sometimes amazed I got all the hardcore achievements because of the constant threat of lag or disconnect that hovers over, which can then cause your non ressurectable…

Let me guess, the controllers only work if I shove them up my ass?

Of course this isn’t out in the US. Americans can’t afford ambulances.

Well, we-I mean they! ... uh... the thing is... what you have to understand is... well... I mean... Honestly, what even is “happy” anyways?

Y’know, the funny thing is: I actually think it’s kind of a funny gag to suggest that the popularity of the Myst game could translate in-universe to the island becoming an overcrowded, garbage-filled shithole.

Press F to Deadspin Forever.

Too bad the Simpsons don’t have a baseball game..

One almost surefire way to spot fake Game Boy games: every single Game Boy game ever made, for every generation (GB/GBC/GBA), from every region, has had a two-digit code physically stamped into the label. Pirates never seem to bother with this, probably because the stamped code is hard enough to see in real life, let…

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

Fuck Jim Spanfeller, Fuck Paul Maidment, fuck their friends, fuck their family, fuck em for closing the comments, fuck em for being fucking greedy cunt assholes who drove my favorite website into the ground, fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything really.

Back in myyyyyyy day, when devs wanted to get more of your money, they had to release more content!