Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

I know, I get it. Trust me I do. I root for human shit, and Rudy Guiliani loves our team. I legitimately have no come back for that, and I don’t expect you to ever come around.

+1 Correct Take

Tough but fair. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

“Our platform is so good, you don’t even need it.” - Google

Doom Eventual

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

It would be great if Nintendo gets in touch with him to get an official release of this going (instead of getting in touch with him to make him stop making it).

Sorry, it had to be done...

Be sure to turn on “Angry Mode” for Brawl Brothers in the settings. The Japanese version of the game had that on by default and they changed it for US audiences (I think to make the game harder because of the rental market), but the original intent was that it was “ON”. Its basically an invisible rage meter where your…

“Are you okay?”

“Who the hell is Terry?” thousands of Super Smash Bros. fans all asked, in unison, just one moment ago.

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No…

Good news, friend: If you’re looking for a laser focus on sports, then you’ve come to the right place!

Sorry, I don’t mean to be “that guy”, but Onomatopoeia Blorker-Chubb played linebacker in college, but in the NFL he’s spent more time as a safety.

I miss Key & Peele...

LOL, mine’s for Lane Bryant! WTF? I am neither plus-size nor a woman. So I hesitate slightly before accusing you of being an alcoholic, but only slightly!

It’s gonna get T-Boned on it’s first night drive, I guarantee it

Me: [Clicking through pictures of ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend on Facebook]