jjthetexan
JJtheTexan
jjthetexan

This is the perfect “kids today” moment, because kids today can see nudity with device in their pocket without any of the effort that old people like me had to go through.

Rule of Acquisition #218: “Sometimes what you can get for free costs entirely too much!” 

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

As a Bills, fan, I’ll respond to this responsibly: Heavy drinking and shattering tables. Grant you, that’s how I respond to everything else, but consistency is a key part of The Process.

I think you're waiting for Nintendo Lab-ia.

I await the R6 Siege patch that makes monitors impenetrable cover. 

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

She will be forever banned from the CFL and participation in the 36.5 Metre Dash.

Further evidence that immigrants only take jobs Americans don’t want.

Press F to pay respect

Awake, awake, Zion, clothe yourself with strength! Put on your garments of splendor, Jerusalem, the holy city. And maybe, like, an ankle brace or something, ‘cause damn that don’t look good.”

Oh, perfect, I can finally play Seaman comfortably.

The NFL’s Brand Equity is lodged in America’s taint.

Man, that Link’s Awakening announcement hit me like a Oprah audience member who just got a free car or house or bees. I still play through the D-Generation X GBC version at least once a year.

Last year, Gizmodo Media Group editorial had layoffs. But because we’re unionized, we were able to get a seat at the table to ensure that we were all kept informed, and we convinced our parent company Univision to instead offer buyouts, allowing those who wanted to leave the company to leave by choice (with 4 months

Everyone needs to unionize. Everyone. Every single person needs to be in a union.

I fucking hope so. 

welcome back

How dare he carry things conveniently upon his back.