The headline is misleading.  He didn’t get 4 months for replacing the sticker.  He got four months for using the wrong sticker to steal a PS4.

Oh god, don’t restart the debate about whether water itself is actually wet (or only makes other things wet). We’ve only just begun to heal as a society!

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

Thanks for coming on the podcast, Stephen! Glad I could geek out with another Pikmin fan. I truly hope the series returns within the next year or so. And I hope everyone checks out Challenger Approaching. I’ve had a great time researching each episode and talking to all my special guests.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Stephen, I think you should check out the Flip Grip: https://www.fangamer.com/products/flip-grip

I love Khajiit!

Give us Actraiser, you cowards. 

I’m sure MANY Arizonans are excited for the debut of the Kliff Kingsbury Kardinals. Can’t wait to see the endzone signs.

MY FRIENDS LAUGHED WHEN I USED HER!

“Send him to me.”

Let’s not go that far — the PS1 Classic feeling like a cynical, rushed attempt to cash in on the NES/SNES Classic’s success doesn’t cancel out Sony’s incredible stable of critically acclaimed and commercially successful first-party games, which has been its biggest advantage all generation.

Fun fact: Microsoft sent me the adaptive controller, along with a foot pedal.

I am paralyzed from the chest down. 

The pokeballs work if santa is actually a delibird.

WHOA! *dies in hilariously animated fashion*

Willing to wait 5 years to get platinum

Unfortunately, none of them have been ported to modern hardware.

Thanks, but I’m going to punt on this offer.

Goodness. Spam is very elaborate and eloquent these days.

I will record any non-racist/non-hateful message the Deadspin commentariat wants for $5*. That’s two orders of magnitude less! Serious offers only**.