banning 4 people? there goes half the playerbase.

She tried very hard to get him to pull out and he wasn’t having it. She’s pretty worried

i am not convinced we required the explanation

Friendly reminder that not everyone wants to deal with your nerd box.

Even just a title card, as hated as those can be would have cushioned some of the blow of Immortal.

There’s an important distinction to be made here between a leaker and a journalist. When someone leaks a document to the journalist, it’s entirely the journalist’s prerogative whether or not they want to report on that. They have not signed any NDAs and have no obligation to protect companies’ secrets. In fact, a…

all hail the rainbow cube. may it crush us until we, too, are immaculately cube-like in shape

You know, at this point it’s no longer a bug. This is a feature.

Ha ha ha so close to owning those libtards with a classic Communist Donation. Next up, a Man Woman Wig Bathroom Fiasco, followed by a Gun Baby. Gun Babies trigger cucks like you wouldnt believe

“I’m not going to kill you. I’m just going to make you need the bathroom really, really bad.”

Who do I root for? On one side, we have a nonverbal orange-haired monster, concocted by capital to appeal to and siphon money from unsophisticated rubes, who has irritatingly saturated social media and (perhaps due to forces somewhat beyond his control) politicized sports. The other is Gritty.

You play with connected joycons to play by yourself. That raises the question “Why do you want to play Mario Party by yourself?”

Chaotic neutral with low charisma is not a spec to bring to a reddit mod campaign. 

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

He looks so full of life, and pcp

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

It took him that long to realize he was on the Bills? 

Todd’s incredulous “...NO.” when asked if the sex robot was a metaphor was my hardest laugh of the episode.

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

Seems like there will be plenty of clouds on the horizon but no squalls.