Just name it The Metroid. So that way Metroid can fly her ship The Metroid as she goes to kill Metroids. It keeps it nice and streamlined and I don’t have to remember a bunch of weird sci-if names.

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Please tell me he’s back to do the soundtrack.

All due respect: the list isn’t that good, either. The video element is like 98% of it.

“You can keep looking, Kotaku, and please let me know if you find anything,” he said in the video, setting off a chain of subsequent discoveries and accusations of dozens more instances of apparent plagiarism. Miucin has since removed the video from his YouTube channel.

He is survived by his fraternal twin brother, Mario, and his son, Waluigi.

“While the 3DS is hanging on as a gaming platform longer than some gaming pundits would like, “

Jesus Christ Fahey we’ve got all these new Lays flavors and NOBODY’S TELLIN’ ME ABOUT ‘EM.

“I use the word ‘faggot’ to call people ‘retards,’”

What is everyone’s favorite boy bite?

Sega does what Nintendontoni?

I feel bad for the owner who had to put the place back together afterwards, but man, that woman goin for the ventilation shaft has seen one too many movies...

I’ve seen someone try to give a cat a bath, so the murder-suicide pact sounds unlikely.

I used to leave Sileo’s show on the radio at home during the day for my dog and cat. But, sadly, on the third day I came home and they had both perished in some kind of murder-suicide pact by somehow filling the tub with water, jumping in, and then knocking the radio into the water, as well. It was the damndest…

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

These are bold words coming from a man who looks like Stuart Little was cast in Entourage

this was the Studio 54 principle at play