The last metroid fighter is in captivity. The internet, is at peace.

he does not like Houston as a city.

Serves those bandwagon Las Vegas fans right. 5 years ago I bet most of them didn’t even know Vegas had a team.

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

Hmm this doesn’t bode well for my Fat Guy in a Little Coat line of menswear.

A winner is you.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

Jezebel: “NO SHIT!”

“Deadspin has reached out to Mike Litoris for additional comment but he couldn’t be found.” 

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

What an absolute sack of rotten dicks that Gallagher is.

Every flat earther stems from a round world.

I’m now waiting for the fifteen websites to run headlines with “According to Kotaku’s Jason Schreier, next Assassin’s Creed to be set in Greece”

I’m now waiting for the fifteen websites to run headlines with “next Assassin’s Creed to be set in Greece”

This should be the first sentence in any article pertaining to AGDQ/SGDQ.

Step 1: Click the little triangle that lets you minimize Twitch chat and gives you a larger viewing area.

Do the Mets really seem like a team capable of managing a Netflix account?

I thinks angry vegans are angry because they are hungry.

DRAIN THE THWOMP!