thanks lowell

my HS baseball coach called me lazy and wouldn’t let me play one day because i forgot my hat. i was the catcher. long story short i murdered him over it and i’m a happy well adjusted person today because of it

it’s artificial because if the value of something can be decided by something so random and absurd as “hey there is a new stadium nearby you can go to sometimes” then we are maybe not working off the most objective metric for something’s true worth/value. the problem is mainly the fact that real estate valuation is…

Alls I know is when I’m clubbing my dinger I sock the fuck out of my donger

no

relax

it was still just an over the shoulder catch

my sister almost needed surgery to get the poison ivy out of her butthole after wiping with the wrong leaf on a mid-forest run. that’s all i got

the evidence was a bit more...obvious in that one

of course a small difference here being, a functional alcoholic involves alcohol, and this involving fucking food

what a bunch of weirdos

...which was considered an “innovation” into some new-age NFL offense

you’re forgetting the uneaten pizzas

sepia filter @ 25 seconds

get off your knees ref, youre blowing the g—- ohh nvm hes being executed

id take her on an expensive date, imo

sometimes it will just fall in the belly button and instead of pull it out ill poke it around in there and leave it for a while