As a Bernie-then-Clinton voter in Tennessee, I’d just like to say: Go fuck yourself.

All the lolz. Let’s count the accomplishments of your greatest candidate of all time shall we:

No, drama queen. We’ve survived worse than Trump. We had an actual, real life war between states, with guns and everything!

Yeah because everyone not living in California, Oregon, Washington, New England, and New York is an unenlightened, racist prick who are oppressive assholes. Jesus, talk about rolling the clock back a few hundred years. There are millions of smart, educated, enlightened people in other states that just can’t pack up…

shut the fuck up

This notion that a place like Oregon (4 out of 10 voters went Trump) is so much more enlightened than some “backwater” place like Ohio (5 of 10 for Trump) is silly and not to be taken seriously.

Yeah, that #135 draft selection behind seven other quarterbacks should tell you exactly how much teams value Senior Bowl performances in choosing which QB to draft where.

Oooh! beer snobs; I love you guys!

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Two great Yelp reviews I saw recently:

In my house every day is General Sherman Day.

You nailed it. If Bonds and Clemens got in first ballot like they should have, Edgar got in shortly after and Schilling didn’t keep threatening to lynch everyone voting for him, the ballot would look a lot cleaner, and there would definitely be some votes thrown Posada’s way, at least enough to keep him over 5%.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

Exactly! Bradley is and always will be a male

“I would pay teachers at schools in poor communities such high wages that the very best people would want to take the job.”

Seems to be only young people... What us older people value most in a career

If you read past that sentence he makes it pretty clear that it’s a bad thing for his company.

I ran my car into a mall but I didn’t hit anyone, no harm no foul.

How can you say he’s in no one’s pocket when he’s accepting pharmaceutical money and rejecting bills that increase competition and lower drug prices?

It wouldn’t be fun - promise. Outside of the major roads, the Mustang is too wide for the average British street and we’re policed with speed cameras everywhere. In the States, it’s a normal car - it’s an everyman’s car. In the UK it would be an enthusiast’s second car that came out in the summer for shows.