Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

This MSU alum knows real rivalries have trophies:

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

...and it officially becomes this year’s Ice Bucket Challenge.

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

A Kershaw truther. Just perfect

um, good? Nowhere does it say people have a right to live in public places. Maybe the city can use funds to do something about the homeless, but back a few decades ago, when we had vagrancy laws, the problem didn’t exist to the extent we see now. Reagan de-funded federal mental institutions sending 100,000s to the…

I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

It’s funny how the guy who does the bat flip and talks shit is the one who runs away from the commotion once it starts...

four year-old alert

I guess you could say that the Cardinals and their fans are like Trump in that they seem to thrive off negative media attention. Well, that and the overt racism.

This sentence makes my brain hurt.

I honestly think the whole ‘hormone’ portion of his answer was him saying, as delicately as he could muster in a non-native language, “I bet it sucks to have to play tennis while on your period.” Which is probably true.

The best burn in the segment is describing Kanye as a bored sociopath with a finger free anus.

What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

Bonds' 762 should have an asterisk beside it, and that asterisk should reference a note at the very bottom of the list, and that note should read "762 is greater than 755".