Not to rain too hard on your parade, but your idea would be WAY harder than it looks. In most cities, DA is an elected position but in others, it’s a position appointed by the mayor. So there would either be pushback from voters and/or elected officials about not prosecuting metas. And as a trial-level attorney in the…

Yep. Instead the air is pulled out of your lungs instantly, your skins flash freezes and your blood boils away. That is of course instant exposure to a vacuum.  If you slowly floated up your would pass out due to lack of oxygen and then expire long before you hit the point where your body becomes a popsicle space…

Screw these negative Nancy's in the comments.  I'm excited Rick and Morty is back. Season 3 was the best one yet

The worst thing about Rick and Morty are the tribalists who make it impossible to say you like the show without being lumped in with the idiots who harassed McDonalds employees because of a joke from the show.

He is weirdly lovable in Late Night.

Someone needs to share this with Kevin Sorbo

They don’t talk about it much, but very few of those Bud bottles get adopted after the game. A lot of them were put down.

“It felt so wrong, it felt so ... no, that first one really covers it.”

In a related note, a visibly shattered glass ceiling has come forward saying Katy Perry broke it with her lips.

Susan B. Anthony is turning in her grave...

I mean, she did so well at sexualizing bisexuality at the start of her career...

Susan B. Anthony is turning in her grave... in order to get away from the gropey Katy Perry.

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

It’s days like this I really miss the old Ben Wyatt Fan Fiction account.

“Stepping off of the transporter, Lt. Cmdr Data began to notice the looks of horror around him. He had helped capture the Andorrian war criminal known as Doctor Dare, but something had clearly gone wrong upon returning to the Enterprise and he…

for those at work and cant wait for home

You had me at meat tornado.

No need to panic. Once the Peugeot-Citroen-Opel-FCA-Renault-Nissan-Mitsubishi-Fiskar-Saab (reborn again)-Harley Davidson-Starbucks(secret autonomous mobility division) merger is complete, the Catcus will be back on a new seven seat global architecture SUV platform.

Home Depot boxes? Talk about lifestyles of the rich and famous.  Steal your cardboard moving boxes from the local liquor store like the rest of us, asshole.

No, it’s their fucking story, and they’re allowed to deal with it however they’re comfortable with dealing with it.