I spent the entire video both admiring the artistry and wondering when he was going to cut his own arm off.

You mean Kylo Ren does a solid job pulling off the Bruce Lee look.

My favorite part of the complaints is that they totally ignore every Star Wars movie as if the franchise hadn’t always made up rules on the fly (to its benefit).

Came for the bitter tears of the haters, and am extremely amused to find plenty. 😂

You’re absolutely right. Thanks for pointing this out.

It would be hard to underestimate Young’s influence on the NASA program

She’s gonna love the next few decades of sexual harassment and gate-keeping. Heaven help her if she takes up cosplay.

That would be hilarious. Like the, what was the wording(?) for TLJ? ‘subversion-of-expectations’? Have aaaall the Solo stories play out in the first 5-8 minutes, Han then says “Who knew we could do all that in a day, huh Chewie? AND manage to find this nifty yellow jacket?” Cut to opening credit. The rest of the…

You know, if they could do a cold open in Han Solo that hit the entire checklist of the original trilogy Falcon references, that would be a great setup for the movie.

They put together a separate inforgraphic showing the relative distances involved.

His nephew/padawan turned dark side, took some of his classmates with him and burned the whole place down. That really tells you all you need to know, IMO....

Aha! Thanks. I’m American but working in Canada, so guess they’re just rolling this out for American users still in the country or something.

When you have kids sometimes the answer is “Because I said so.”

Just because they throw a tantrum doesn’t mean you’re gonna give them more info, because then they learn that throwing a tantrum is an effective means of getting what they want.

Poe was acting like a child. His first tantrum resulted in the loss of all the…

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

Alright so I can add something here. I don’t wanna sell it as the juiciest thing, but:

She thought there was a double agent when she mentione she didn’t know how they were tracking them through hyperspace. Revealing her plan and the evacuation planet would put her forces in jeoperdy

Rey is a chosen one, from a certain point of view. Snoke says the light rises to meet the dark, to make en equal. And I think Rey being from noting is a good representation of that.

This is a common criticism, but I disagree. Poe has basically disobeyed every single order he’s gotten up until now because he’s so damn sure he’s right, and he very clearly thinks he should be in charge instead of Holdo. So if you’re Holdo, and you have this great plan to get everyone out alive, why on Earth would…

And ultimately trying to subvert these tropes is the reason that so many Star Wars fans are freaking the fuck out.

Is Rey the chosen one? Nah, fuck that. She’s just the child of space Whitney and Bobby who is a self made hero.