Freeing up more ad space for reasons.

This is great, but how about the NFL’s creepy insistance that I have unprotected sex after the game?

Seriously, Berniebros, I don’t need politics mansplained to me. And I already have to fend off verbal tirades from my conservative family members, so knock it off.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Can Gawker just list off all the people they’ve fired instead of this Cleveland-like sadness parade where I keep going into a column I enjoy to find out that it’s the last entry?

Wow. Clearly you don’t know a single thing about Jimmy Butler. His story makes most scrappy underdogs look like pampered pooches.

Really? Green Lantern is who you’d pick as a rebound guy?

A woman named Angela Kipp

... Come home, MJ.

Coincidentally, someone left the exact same note on the back of a bar napkin by the endzone of Soldier Field.

Isn’t the more apt conclusion - “any institution that is left to self-police itself, won’t?”

I bought Vika Amon and Curry desk/leg combination for around $40 from Ikea 6 years ago. It still serves me well. One thing I like about this particular model is you can mix and match the desktop and the legs to suit your particular needs and budget.

I bought Vika Amon and Curry desk/leg combination for around $40 from Ikea 6 years ago. It still serves me well. One…

I will have to go with the Ikea MICKE desk (long version). I scoured the internet and furniture choices until I found this perfect desk for a small apartment bedroom.

I will have to go with the Ikea MICKE desk (long version). I scoured the internet and furniture choices until I…