Let’s assume that this was actually a problem for her, and that she didn’t figure out a way to finesse $100 from every Becky, Becki, Rebeckah and Bex on Earth that discredited an entire culture. Let’s say this was genuinely a problem and solution she came up with completely independently...

(Currently trying not to picture this guy spraying his balls wth black paint)

Same. I thought they had gone rogue in hospital billing. 

If they actually purchased $1.5 million in face value debt for $12,500, this must have been the worst sort of garbage zombie debt that the original creditors had long since given up on collecting and was being traded for pennies on the dollar by scam artists. 

My husband got a cut on his finger that turned into toxic shock and the flesh-eating virus. Cut to 7 mos later when I got a message at my desk (I’m a public school teacher) that went like this:

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

I know exactly what you mean. I am always in shock over the fury and anger I see some Latinx folks who’ve become citizens show towards the undocumented. It’s just crazy. They have such hatred and resentment towards them, and I don’t get it. Are you that self-loathing and that desperate for approval from whipipo that…

I hope this hits the asians and white hispanics who voted for Trump and love to talk about how they got their Naturalization the right way.

Okay, I’ll bite. Why not.

To do it without constantly gagging, might be? 

She got a green card for having exceptional talent.  I did not know having sex with Trump counts as an extraordinary ability.

White anxiety over identity is so real and toxic. These people are actually doing all this shit and enacting all this policy because they’re afraid of America becoming a less white nation... in the future... when they’ll all be fucking dead. Despite the fact that we need immigration to keep our working adult populatio…

“Dud” you go fuck yourself? Because you should go fuck yourself. Always go fuck yourself.

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

They’re just casting the net wider, and wider. Eventually they’re going to start cannibalizing themselves.

What the fuck? Lemme guess, legally emigrated citizens who do outreach and help others with voter registration and things of that sort will be targeted?

Really? That always conjures a working class white dude in my mind.

When I heard this term, I always pictured ol’ Jim Bob sitting in his trailer, watching professional wrestling and thinking it was real, believing that minorities get all the “welfare”, and thinking “I’m gonna get mine someday” while continuing to vote for people because he thinks they look manly enough and he likes…

Or, and I know I’m being crazy here, you can stop giving a fuck about your apparent height.

I’m only 5'8 and I have never even cared.