No matter what your marines are armed with, the Razorback is easily the best thing you can pick up at an FOB. It made it kind of disappointing when I unlocked the tank and I couldn't have marines sit on the sides.

Well, I can only imagine this is because Master Chief gave Echo a kick out the rear hatch between game sessions. And I'm certain Echo was thinking "Pulling this dude out of the vacuum has been the worst choice of my life." the whole time.

Yeah, I don't particularly care about the Logan Paul part of the story, but this has to be a big hit to the credibility of BCE.

What? I got a notification in Kinja? It's a Christmas miracle!

The only one I've found so far is Craig's stage. I'm really not far into the game so far because I find how it does the open world to be very compelling. I've been avoiding yellow markers as much as possible, and rescuing squad after squad.

“Grimey Muskrat”

I keep reading about these NFTs in gaming plans, but I have yet to meet a single person who’s not trying to sell me NFTs that wants them in their games.

We just feel like corporate ideas are drying out and nearly dead

Ernest Scared Stupid didn't make the cut? That was just me?

I’d bought and meant to play Dragon Age Inquisition years ago, but I also bought Witcher 3 about then. It was a coin flip decision, Witcher won, and I fell down that hole for a long time. Maybe I’ll go back to it...

Best tall lady villain is obviously Allegra from Ring Fit.

But then Renata wouldn't have been able to get a screenshot for this article showing how annoying it is that it doesn't ignore overlays!

It’s an exciting time in a child’s life when they’re finally tall enough to reach the freezer without Mom and Dad’s help.

I swear, G/O is trying to tank this place. I at least understand that there’s theoretically quick profit to make with a million video ads, and driving away all their talent lowers personnel costs, but actively making Kinja worse to drive away readers? Venture capital is weird.

So, nobody calling this The Sims meta and talking about how it absolutely shouldn't be on Twitch? Weird. I wonder why that might be.

Is that a tattoo? If so, it's badass. I could do without the animal print, but the necklace part in particular is really cool.

I'm not normally a driving game kind of person, but back when I was on a trial of Gamepass, I decided to give Forza Horizon a go, just to give my new graphics card a workout. It was WAY more fun than I'd expected. I will be buying this when it comes out.

This makes me want to jump back in to Kerbal. It's always been on my to do list, but I can't for the life of me remember which mods I used to play it.

Oh yeah, that's the good stuff. This story is exactly the kind of low-stakes craziness I need on a Friday afternoon!