The funny bit to me is that I read that list of words yesterday, and they're still rattling around in my skull. I must be the anti-dementia. Please feel free to let your elderly relatives come by to touch my hand or whatever.

I don’t know if this site was around then, but a few years back, Milwaukee police regularly would retire on disability when they were accused of wrongdoing due to the stress of having their actions questioned.

That's a thing that baffles me. If I get Covid, I'll be fine. My uncle just had his 85th birthday today, and I'd rather not roll the dice.

He certainly has a strange idea of sacrifice if pushing a person’s car to the starting line is his idea of being “willing to sacrifice everything.”

And he ran on being a businessman! It’s fucking incomprehensible! 

I don’t think I’ve seen the flag in three months, but I see cash with that goddamned slogan every day.

But somehow he managed to get out of the greys, which I imagine is all he has going on.

I use my Switch almost exclusively hooked up to my computer monitor. I just used my Xbox controller for the first time in a couple months, and that thing is so damn nice I’m considering buying a Switch Pro controller.

It’s easy when you tweet the way normal humans breathe.

I was thinking, it’s really hard to not look like a Serious Dude when you’re brandishing an AR-15, but somehow this guy manages it.

I find how he’s dealt with Covid totally baffling. It was an easy win! Claim you stepped up testing. Then if it ends up being a thing in the US, you get credit for having done your best. If it isn’t a problem here, take the W and say your preparations prevented it. The only possible way to lose is to claim that it’s…

That’s pretty much the only position he’s taken as President with which I agree, and he did it while throwing a hissy fit about them actually holding him to account.

Is it weird to anyone else that Trump’s approval numbers are going down? It’s not as if he misrepresented himself when he was a candidate. He’s a shitheel. He’s always been a shitheel, from when he told us that there are good people on both sides to when he said Mexican immigrants are not their best and brightest to…

When Tucker Carlson inevitably runs for president, I hope they’ll count these four years as his first term.

It’s like my approach to relationships: Set the bar low and you can hit it every time. I’m sure that it’s just coincidence that I’m single.

I thought the packaging for the Switch was incredibly cool. It’s this intricately-folded cardboard thing that manages to hold all the bits in their places without any glue or zip ties or anything.

When I bought my Switch, I had doubts. I wasn’t sure if I’d made the right choice, but I figured I could always return it…

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I think I can easily top everyone else’s best minimum wage job. I worked a summer in Sacramento as a brewer at a brewpub. I spent all day in the cold room doing filtration, carbonation, and quality control. I spent all day during a horribly hot summer in a refrigerator, drainking really good beer. I had to move a lot…

He’s really all-in on using the word “perfect” to describe this phone call, isn’t he?

Yeah, a couple bankruptcies back, he had a really good resume! One might even say it was... impeccable.