I’m actually starting to get impressed by the Liddle(hyphen) thing. It’s one thing to be wrong, but to be so aggressively wrong is the sort of thing only Dipshit Donnie can pull off.

The buck stops

“Unlike her father, though, who reduces the English language into a stream of consciousness, grammatically incoherent fever dream”

Man, he's sticking his hand right in the camera, and half the field of view is still uncovered! Such tiny little hands!

Who the heck is paying for these Taboola ads? Has anyone ever clicked one of them, except maybe by mistake? And what's with their use of parentheses? Don't get me wrong, I can imagine worse things to have at the bottom of every page than a photo of Allison Stokke, but I have no desire to actually click on it.

Someone once described it to me as, “If you owe the bank $20,000, you have a problem. If you owe the bank $2,500,000,000, the bank has a problem.”

Hey now, Rudy’s got the most important job in this administration! As long as he’s still around, you can make a colorable argument that Dipshit Donnie might not be the dumbest guy in the room.

I once accidentally bought the Amy’s meatless, super spicy chili. I didn’t even realize that it was meatless until it was almost done, and it’s still the best canned chili I’ve had. That being said, when I’m making homemade chili, I haven’t yet had the guts to try to make meatless chili at home, but my guess is that…

Checked out this article entirely for this gif. Left satisfied.

Honestly, when he got deplatformed, I was skeptical. I thought he’d find a new place and it wouldn't have any effect. I’m happy to have been wrong.

Hopefully, it will be almost done in 2020. You know, done because Trump is voted out.

Is this a Boy Named Sue thing? Is their father sitting in a bar somewhere waiting for one of them to finally get off their asses and find him?

I would equate it to the EPIC meal hack that is using a water bottle to separate eggs. No. That’s not EPIC. That’s not even epic. I guess having an okay meal hack isn’t terrific in a traffic-based environment, but you and I, as commenters, don’t get paid for traffic.

I apologize for my delay in responding. I’ve been trying to figure out how to articulate this best. Looking though your history, it appears that you’re a long-timer here, and I actually agree with a lot of what you say, so I think I owe you an explanation.

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“One of the things that’s kind of magical as Mayor is that sometimes I can make the difference of whether somebody will say, ‘Today is the day I’ll actually come off the streets.”

100% in Trucktastrophy’s corner.

Seems like a waste to have all this edge and no point.

Quiet! Do you really want him working more?

Guys, I'm sorry but I'm baffled. We keep not changing, but nothing ever changes!