I feel like anyone who has a take of any temperature that they want to share about sitting or kneeling or standing on your head for the national anthem should have to refer to it by name: “The Star-Spangled Banner.” It seems really difficult to get bent out of shape for people failing to respect something called THAT.

Close, but it needs more Byzantine rules arguments.

Are the feathers on the circle just to make it impossible to find a satisfactory way of centering that emblem? “We’ve come close to alienating everyone that might watch us, but there are still some people who watch us out of a compulsion to follow the same schedule every Sunday; what can we do about them?”

In my first playthrough of this game, I pretty much ignored Gwent, and I was the same way. In my second one, which I’m still working on, I’ve decided to do ALL the sidequests, including Gwent, and I’ve learned that once you start building your collection, it becomes more or less trivial to win. Throw down all your…

Man, I bought that game on the strength of all the great word-of-mouth it had, but the intro/tutorial just turned me off the game so hard that it went to the back of the queue. I really should give it another go sometime.

I am all about Kerbal Space Program right now. I bought it a while back, always meant to get around to it, but never did. I’m having just stupid amounts of fun with it right now.

Be vigilent, NCAA. All the money this guy is saving on lightbulbs by sitting in a dark, quiet room is almost like he’s being paid!

I take issue with you describing parents and cat owners as sane. They may have been to begin with, but it doesn’t take long for a cat or child to drive anyone nuts.

Some people get very uncomfortable about what they’re doing with their hands, I guess. Even worse, to me, are the ones who stand up and put their hand over their heart for “God Bless America.” Actually, everything about teams playing that during the seventh inning stretch bugs me. I specifically go take a piss during…

She looks like she’s seriously regretting how far up that slit goes.

Guess George Will needs to add “legal wrangling” to his description of football.

Visiting Jalopnik and seeing one of your posts always confuses me.

I would love to see cross-play all over the place, but I have trouble imagining that it would be implemented in a way that would give all of us what we want out of it. I wouldn’t want it just for the novelty of playing with people on the other system, but to play specifically with my friends on the other system. I…

I wonder what the Roger Goodell cover of Kid Rock would sound like.

Taking ANOTHER crack at Dwarf Fortress. I think this is maybe my fourth attempt at the game over the past few years, but I’m better prepared this time. I think I may be able to have me some fun.

Now, the story was good, the suggestions are better, but honestly, what I’m most interested in is what the response will be when one of her friends posts that Reddit post to Facebook. I’m sure we’ll all know when it happens, because that fireworks display will be audible all over the world.

I already know the answer as to why it’s this way, but it boggles me how terrible police dash and body camera footage is, and security camera footage, too, for that matter. I can go onto Youtube, and, within seven keystrokes, find HD, multiple view videos of car wrecks with audio so good that I can hear every note of…

I want this. McGregor just going from sport to sport getting rocked. Have Mike sponsor it, and we could have a whole “Conor Doesn’t Know” series of ads.

I have a similar problem with figuring out where the double L belongs in parallel.