I don’t get what’s with kids and their headphones (I realize writing that makes me old, but I’ve long since come to terms with it). I’m a teacher, and every day before class, I said the same thing, “hoods off, headphones off, let’s get started.” And almost every time, one kid or another would leave his headphones on.…

I may have to give it a go. My current mood enhancer is telling a Kerbal, “Don’t worry, I’m almost certain we’ll have enough fuel to land you!” just before I light the rockets.

Seriously. World’s smallest round of applause for doing something about it, AGES after they established themselves on there.

“Ha!” He thought, confidently, as he put the new set of golf clubs into his trunk. “I’m WAY too smart to get suckered in by this timeshare presentation.”

It’s so warm and bright here! I never want to go back!

“Giraffic interchange” sounds like a name for a zoo’s giraffe breeding program.

I’m another person who hasn’t even touched the multiplayer, but the single player campaign was good enough that I think it was totally worth the price of admission, if that’s what you’re in to. I’m pretty sure I even bought it for full price on release, too.

Dead Cells. Lots and lots of Dead Cells. I bought it last weekend and love it dearly. I usually stay away from Early Access to keep from ruining the finished game for myself, but this seemed too good to miss out on, and damn was I right.

Yeah, but when the NPCs say my name in real life, it doesn’t cause gemstones to appear. Mostly, it just spawns more work.

Yup. It’s even more impressive that they do it even when their followers are dragging their feet.

Now, I have a lot of injury stories, but this is my stupidest. It was the first day of a long weekend. No classes, no internship, no work, no nothing except sitting back, maybe watching a movie, and cracking open the booze a little early. But first, I was tired, so I was gonna go back to sleep. So I take this huge…

Ah, thank goodness. Ursine that the weekend has arrived!

Less than many others, I’m sure.

But will it pick up some coffee and Timbits at the second place for everyone at the third?

Man, when my family announces my death on Instagram, I hope they know better than to use the crumpled paper background. Is there one with balloons and confetti?

That’s really cool. It’s a shame that they paint over their own stuff, though. One of the cool things when I lived back in the rust belt was seeing the old ads painted on the sides of buildings. It gave them a real sense of character that other places I’ve lived had less of, if any at all. Sure, Skyrim might not seem…

I WANT to replay it. I tried to this past weekend, even. For some reason, though, the game won’t start up anymore. Steam says it’s running, a new icon appears in the taskbar, the screen flashes black for an instant, and the game dies. I’ve tried reinstalling, I’ve tried verifying the files, no dice. Any people out…

It’s topical that this five year old comment came up just by chance on the day Bill Cosby’s rape trial ended in a mistrial.

Probably some Rebel Galaxy. I got it for free from GoG a couple days back, and I’m loving it so far. It’s like Tradewars 2002 with great music. Other than that, I intend to finish Xcom 2.

I don’t think A-Rod would ever cheat on his one true love.