Hey, you’re right! Well that’s some good news for today!

He’s the second-worst sheriff in the United States. I’ll let you guess who the worst is.

Oh! I forgot to mention, Milwaukee is also home to Sheriff David Clarke, who is being considered for Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security, and is also a huge piece of shit.

I don’t know where you live, but in Milwaukee, cops can’t get fired if they try. They got rid of all public sector unions except for police and firefighters. Police commit fraud while on duty and simply get suspended.

Shit, now I’m thinking what my last porn video should be if I’m going to kick it.

Weird. You ask for it, you’re going to get it.

I don’t have much to add about the fight itself, but holy shit is Dirrell yoked. That guy could be in an anatomy textbook as “The Muscular System.”

I’m in about the same position as you are. I was about seven or eight when it first aired, so it was a little before my time, but Twin Peaks has been on my list for ages. Playing Thimbleweed Park actually gave me the kick to get around to it, and now I’m at I think episode seven of season two. So far, I’m enjoying…

Looks like the French Open is missing my main draw, then.

“Ethel, send for the county chairman. I’m going to make him strip down to his underwear and sing showtunes.”

Diagonal cut: best cut for sandwiches and cars!

My first job out of college was at a vegetable packing company called Mann. My friends thought it was hilarious that I worked at a company called “Mann Packing.” I think I handed out more business cards to me than to people in the industry.

“We’re out there playing with a bunch of pansies now.”

Wait, they split the pot? Shouldn’t that be sitting in an evidence locker right now, waiting to be forfeited as the proceeds of a crime? This sounds like giving a guy caught robbing a store the cash he was trying to take.

“Well, my greatest career acheivement had to have been pairing an obnoxious background with auto-playing music. That or flooding pages with animated GIFs.”

I’ve been thinking about buying this game for YEARS. I think this is (and that 90% discount) is enough for me to do it. I’m always surprised when video game licenses are written like this. It seems like any game company would want to get the license for this one release to last indefinitely. When Capcom delisted all…

The sad part was that the Carpenters only went with Barrabas over Jesus to sell more tunics.

All the submissions are good, but “Yeah Jeets” makes me chuckle every time. Never have nine letters caused me so much mirth.

I also recently moved here from Milwaukee, and the food in Milwaukee was way better, and way more varied. I could get all kinds of good food, traditional American or the food of other nationalities, all for affordable prices. Here in SF, unless you’re really keen on burritos or Chinese food, you’re going to pay an arm…

Well, I just finished Thimbleweed Park, so I may go back and do easy mode, or I may revisit something in the library. Xcom2 seems like it could use some more love.