They have to raise capital for Big Baller’s next product, the Lavar Ball 2.2s.

That’s a good question. My initial feeling was that of course you do, and they may or may not understand it, but I bet a lot of these guys really don’t want potential employers to check these videos out. “Well, he has some good references, but look what he says in this video.”

Really? The markets in which I trade give you one platinum piece for ten gold. It’s been that way since third edition.

That was my first thought when I read this. At least if the driver is alive and unpanicked, you know that the car is being driven with some direction. If you shoot and kill the driver, who knows what will happen? It may drift to a stop, it may accelerate, it may swerve onto the sidewalk. And if you shoot and don’t…

Isn’t that the way it goes, though? How many times would Zeus have gotten laid if he couldn’t change into a golden cloud?

Reading that, I can’t help but imagine a Jeep chassis suspended above a single giant unicycle-style wheel.

Thanks for the heads up! I played 3 and 4 maybe a year ago, then meant to do two, but I was full up on open world games. Having put in a few hours on Saints Row 2, I feel confident in saying that it feels its age. Worth the price, but I wouldn’t pay much more for it.

Damn it, now I just want to waste the day watching Loony Tunes. Though, to be fair, I would have wasted the day anyway, I just would have wasted it differently.

So what powers does he have when he’s wearing the “strung-out looking model” hat?

Don’t worry. Even if it is a joke, I’m sure the internet will be able to overuse it so much you despise it no matter what the intent is by Thursday.

I know it’s outside the ambit of the question, but most of my kitchen injuries have occurred while working with a grater, not a knife. Doesn’t matter what I’m grating, either, though it’s most often cheese. A dash of knuckle skin is the secret ingredient when I make lasagne. I’ve injured myself worse while dicing…

This is what it’s like in all police reports. Why use three words when twelve will do?

“He says he wants to break Alec Baldwin’s neck. He wants J-Lo to get raped.”

Redacted.

Keep in mind, this is the same state that thought it was REALLY IMPORTANT to eliminate every public union except for firefighters and police.

Wait, are you saying it’s possible to fire cops?! Somebody should let Milwaukee know. It seems like every story about police misconduct there ends with “the citizen review board recommended that no further action be undertaken, and the officer has retired on disability from the stress of the situation.”

One thing I’ve noticed with the similar gig food delivery drivers is that they occasionally don’t match their picture. I’m not talking “new haircut,” I mean different gender or race. Presumably, in these cases, it’s just someone covering for somebody else, but what sort of insurance is there that somebody doesn’t help…

I’ve only seen this dude in Hot Ones, but I found him just totally out of touch. It seemed like he thought he was an actual big fish, but he doesn’t seem to realize the ocean he just jumped in to has whales in it.

I love home cooking, and most of the things I cook I think are better than the store-bought varieties, but fried chicken isn’t one of them. I’ve tried multiple times with a couple of different methods, one of which was very similar to this, and every time, I would prefer a little bit of the local diner’s, Popeye’s,…

If this is a polite society, I’d hate to see a rude one.