I don’t know. Making the San Jose 49ers experience worse than the San Francisco 49ers would take effort, but apparently, they managed it.

I’m curious, how many people actually had a summer car? One of my buddies suggested it back when I was in high school, but his idea was a limo that we’d all share.

Man, that is a lot of commas. Somebody should have stopped that guy.

Damn it, Wisconsin, why do you make it so hard to love you?

Yeah, that’s one of the many areas about which he didn’t know; interacting with other people. His stuff was about as convincing as the ontological argument for god: it sounds great, but only if you already believe it.

It’s hard to imagine how anyone could have written so much about so many topics he knew so little about.

Well, you had better tell your family to get to campaigning, then.

Does it really matter, at this point? Everyone who cares already knows he’s a braying jackass by now. Is there some vast body of people for whom all his previous bullshit is fine, but this straw is not okay?

I’m not normally the sort that comments on people’s clothes, but he’s got room for company in those slacks. I know your dad’s money has got you this far, but don’t rely on his clothes, too.

Is he really a bully, though? I know he tries, but I haven’t seen him actually push anyone around since the primaries. Clinton is having none of his shit, and even the press is calling him out when they can. It seems to me, part of being a bully is getting what you want. When you try to bully and fail, you’re just a…

That first story is great, but I think it would be even better from the other perspective. “So I’d planned a long road trip in my beat up Ford 100, and, as you know, it isn’t too reliable, so I’d planned all my stops and settled in for a long, slow road trip. But not long after I started going, this guy started…

Alright, this seems like a kind of appropriate place to put this. I’ve wanted a Triumph for years. I’m in a place now where I can afford one, and this weekend that money is just burning a hole in my pocket. Cycle Trader has one from 1970 that’s a grand under Kelley trade in, local, and claims to run but says it needs…

I love Tim Tebow. He’s the Paris Hilton of professional sports. He’s really good at doing nothing, but strangely driven to do things at which he blows.

Do NFL players get “powerful” erections? I thought the high school steroids more or less ruled that out.

“The Gang Gets a Second Job”

This works better when there isn’t a guy named “Gunnar” involved.

Constant check ins? Don’t worry about it. I might know a team of runners with a decker who can put you into the database for just a few thousand nuyen.

Vanilla yogurt and grape nuts is the best! I used to eat it every day before I got old and either did whiskey or coffee alone.

Ah damnit, there was supposed to be a gif of Fry’s dog in Juraissic Bark there.